thea's choose your own adventure, posted again

You choose the Black door with the word GOLD written on it.

Inside is a forest, a beautiful green forest with tall regal trees and flat pools of water.

You walk further in taken in by the beauty of it all; as you walk, an old man materializes in front of you he says something to you but the words are lost in the great mass of his beard. Do you

1 Ask him to repeat himself

2 Nod and agree

3 Ignore him and walk away.

1You ask him t repeat himself.

“O sorry this beard is always in the way.” He parts his beard away from his mouth and repeats the question.

“ Would you like to see a magic trick?” puzzled by his question you step back and reply…

a yes

b no

a

The old mans face brightens; he pulls a long pointed hat from his cloak, and a large book.

He places the hat on his head, opens the book and reads from a page.

“Oh I think you may like this one.” He waves his hand in the air at you, mumbles a few words and closes his eyes. You instantly turn into a potato and are eaten in his Tuesday night stew.

b

the mans face darkens, quick as lightning he pulls a wizards hat from his cloak, places it on his head and roars out some gibberish.

You are instantly transformed into an ass and are used to carry heavy loads until you die, when you are dead the wizard makes you into glue to hold his house of straw together.

2

You nod and agree, the old man’s eyes open wide for a moment.

“Are you sure?” he asks. Not quite sure you nod your heads once more.

“Okay then, you are a weird one.” He raises his hand and your heart appears in it, you know it is your heart because you search franticly for a pulse but don’t find one, you die.

Duh!

3

You ignore him and walk away. He disappears instantly. As you walk in the forest you notice a door standing alone with a grove of trees off to the right, you notice the door is richly carved with pictures of people dancing. Also the trees are apple trees and their apples are made of silver. Do you

C go through the richly carved door

D eat an apple from the trees.

E do both.

C

You go through the door and immediately wake up face down in the middle of a high speed intersection. Thankfully it is really late at night and there are no cars around. You get up and walk home, strangely creeped out by your “dream”.

D

your move towards the apple trees, your eye’s focused on the Silver apples, because of this you fail to notice the Boa constrictor following you. You take a bite of an apple, turn around and are scared out of your skin by the Boa, you inhale the piece of apple, choke to death, are squashed by the boa constrictor, and your skin is left on the ground of that peaceful forest realm.

E

you go first to get an apple after you grab one of those delicious looking apples and take a bite you forget completely about wanting to go through the door and spend the rest of you thoughtless life eating silver apples.

Thea