Monday, February 27, 2006

Donkeys, by Joseph

Well, heres a bit of writing that I wrote in my spare time, just a odd piece of drivel that has no meaning whatsoever, and is based entirely on the word relation between "donkey" and "ass."
Puns are intended.

How a Donkey became an Ass

It was hard being a donkey. Some would disagree, but they just didn’t know the amount of work it took to keep the façade of stubbornness going. When you actually liked your master, but were bound by the codes of donkey law to refuse to do work for him, it was hard. It brutalized me, the only way I survived my first few weeks as a work donkey was by shutting down my emotions and just doing what had to be done.

However, my Donkey overseer quickly saw what was happening to me, and realized that I was in a tight situation. Should I continue on my path, I could become a bitter, victimized donkey, sent to battle in the wars like so many others, but if I succumbed to my emotions and allowed my master to pull me around wherever he wished, I would be immediately captured and imprisoned by the Donkey Gestapo.

So that was my first assignment ended quickly. I was put on warning, and sent to pull a rickshaw in Vietnam. A small business run by a young enterprising Vietnamese boy, He had ordered about twenty donkeys to assist him in his mass transportation enterprise, and I was the first one sent out by the chiefs to fill his order. He was delighted when he saw me, and immediately hooked me up to a rickshaw and began whipping me through the streets to offer people transportation.

He was cruel, didn’t give me enough to eat, and made me work far too hard, in short, he was an ass. Somehow, the other donkeys didn’t arrive, and so his donkey transportation service was far less profitable than he had first expected, of course he took out his anger on me, which was not particularly pleasant.

I grew more stubborn and nasty, outperforming the wildest dreams of my teachers, and indeed destroying all hopes of my owner becoming a profitable businessman. I waited for the call to return to the Donkey base, but somehow I had gotten abandoned, forgotten in a mess of paperwork that left me with an abusive owner, where it was only a matter of time before he ended up killing me. I knew I had to escape from the situation the night after he tried to carve me up wit ha knife, so while I was tied to the rickshaw, I made a dash for it.

I charged through the streets, smashing through roadside stalls and other rickshaws, moving as fast as possible, making a break for the docks. If I could find a boat, it would be easy enough to hide on it. My old owner was furiously chasing after me, shouting for people to catch me, but they were far more interested in talking with him and making him pay for the damage I had done to their own property.

I made it to the port, and quickly scrambled aboard the nearest ship, kicking three sailors off the side in my mad dash, gaining the cargo hold just as it raised anchor.

Two weeks later, after killing another seven sailors as they tried to capture me, we made landfall in the United States, and I quickly hurried to Donkey HQ.

I was given an honorable achievements medal for my accomplishments, and upgraded from the rank of Donkey to the rank of Ass, for my “Brutal stubbornness, willingness to kill in the name of Donkey, and your final maneuvers in the escape from the Vietnamese Rickshaw owner.”

And that’s my story.

Apologies to any Vietnamese reading this, it was a random nationality I picked out of a hat, no offense intended.

As I said, it's meaningless drivel.
~Joe

Darkie again

I've created a new blog for my normal stories so far I have "a thousand tears" up

well part 1 and 2

heres the blog site

http://thosethatfallnevergetup.blogspot.com/

Darkie again

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Darkie.

you should know me, my screen name is Darkie. and why i use it its because of my Stalker-phobia (I'm don't like mirrors enough as it is)

heres a Clues or clues:

1. I am the writer of "snow white and the seven Cannibals"
2. My firstname starts with 'J' and my last name ends in 'd'
3. my name is Jo[censored] Wa[censored] Jordan Ward

Raganok? ya main character from a set called "Raganok's Crusade"

a vigilante who became a accidental project after saving a dying project from a burning lab, meets up with a man named "priest" and goes on a quest of finding out the truth of U.W.W, and in the end comes with a showdown with the leaders of the LAw enforcment program. is shot and pushed out a window, Ambulance came in time to preserve him in a cyro tube

thea's

wow you people have been very Busy i've only just started my sci fi story but i have a cool idea, here's a short poem and yes i know the klast verse isnt the same meter

Oh lord I’ve lost my touch

My fingers will not draw

I’ve tried my hands at every art

Yet my mind is dry like straw

There is no inspiration

My hand can draw no lines

My pencil will not obey

Though I’ve tried it many times

My soul is longing

But my mind is shut up

My drawing will not form

O lord I’m getting fed up

(Colin) It's finally here.

I know I said I would have this up yesterday. I'm still ill, though, and yesterday I felt pretty bad.

A bit of background history: this story is based on a game called Starsiege, which tells of the third and final coming of the enigmatic entity known as Prometheus. Prometheus was originally designed by a man named Solomon Petresun--whom Prometheus knew as Epimetheus--before he became Earth's Emperor as a way to fight wars without shedding human blood. Prometheus was the first of the Cybrids--cybernetic hybrids. IT spawned an entire race of sentient machines that supplemented Earth's human armies. Finally, conflict could be had and not one drop of human blood needed to be spilled. Prometheus, however, came to view humanity as inferior, and in Earth Year 2602 he rebelled against humanity, initiating a directive he called "The Fire".

Twice he fought humanity and lost. After his second defeat, he fled Earth for the outer planets, where he could build up his armies without human interference. Starsiege tells the final coming of Prometheus and ITs children. This story tells of the early events as witnessed by a Cybrid pilot. I give you...

Crush//Dominion

(By Colin K)

When Prometheus escaped The Fire, man stood in the ashes of Mother Earth. The human Emperor, Epimetheus, had missed neutralizing his creation by a narrow margin. Giver-of-Will had evaded him once, and Epimetheus knew that when Prometheus and ITs children returned, humanity would not get a second chance. Thankfully, Earth—Homeworld-Desire—was still in humanity’s control. It would take time to rebuild, time the Immortal Emperor knew was in short supply…

-

The first few moments of consciousness for Crush//Dominion were…unsettling. So many sensations that he had not truly felt in a long time. His optical sensors fed data to his artificial brain, but even seeing after being blind for so long was almost overwhelming, particularly for one who was a newboot—one whose programming and capabilities were untried and inexperienced.

Crush//Dominion eased his pilotform out of its alcove. His body was much smaller than that of a human/animal, yes…but far more superior. A set of four needle-like legs extended from his pilotform, applied pressure, and then—yes, the satisfying click of being unclamped. Free at last…

Even without his sight, Crush//Dominion knew where he was. He was within regeneration bay AR-558 aboard the NEXT space vessel he instinctively knew as Nexus Prime. Around him, other pilotforms began detaching themselves from their alcoves and paused to recalibrate their sensory systems. Apparently Crush//Dominion wasn’t the only one who was little dazed…

Dazed? Yes. So dazed, in fact, that he’d barely remembered why he’d been awakened at all. A chronological reading told him that he and his compatriots had awakened precisely sixteen cycles after they’d been sent to sleep.

Which could only mean…

My children!

Crush//Dominion, newboot that he was, froze in place. The voice spoke directly to his mind…instantly, as did every other Cybrid aboard Nexus Prime, he recognized it.

Their father had awakened them at last…

Our wait is over. At last, I, Giver-of-Will, implement the Core Directive.

If Crush//Dominion had a heart, he was sure it would have skipped a few dozen beats.

Epimetheus has made an error…a fatal one. He permits his animals to fight amongst themselves.

Simultaneously, every Cybrid aboard the vessel heaved a mental sigh. Human/animals always did things so…inefficiently.

The humans are divided. Homeworld-Desire is ours!

The pilotforms jumped into action, scuttling towards the large bay elevator that would take them up several hundred levels to where the warforms were stored. As soon as the units were finished literally piling on top of each other to make the most efficient use of space, the lift began to ascend swiftly. And Giver-of-Will continued to speak…

Inevitably, the human/animals will resist us. You, the NEXT, will overcome them.

Presently, the lift stopped and opened up to the utterly massive chamber where the drop-pod/constructs were stored—cylindrical pods that contained their warforms. The chamber went high, higher…until it ended and the trackless reaches of open space began. The pilotforms stepped over one another in an orderly fashion and began scuttling up the walls to their drop-pods. Many had to climb great distances…but for a pilotform, such things were easy.

Our initial objective will be First-World: Mercury.

Crush//Dominion quickly scuttle up three levels and entered within his drop pod from a small side-hatch. He pulled himself up the leg of his bipedal warform, and plunged deep within its body, searching, searching—there. He found his interface socket with ease and plugged himself in. The reactor started its warm-up sequence, and the warform’s systems started to come on-line.

It is of the highest importance that we seize First-World and crush the animal warriors there.

The external cameras on the pod’s exterior showed Nexus Prime altering its inclination until a yellow and brown planet came into view. The world the animals knew as Mercury.

The animals have not yet detected our armada.

A magnetic beam latched onto Crush//Dominion’s pod and promptly began accelerating it into space, towards the planet below. By the time the pod had cleared Nexus Prime, Crush//Dominion estimated that he was already moving at 86 times the speed a human/animal could survive in space.

Strike swiftly.

The pod altered its attitude slightly. Sensors within the pod notified Crush//Dominion that the pod’s surface temperature was climbing quickly as it entered Mercury’s atmosphere. To a newboot, the experience was somewhat frightening at first, but Crush//Dominion’s programming kept him in control.

The pod’s angle altered again to bring Crush//Dominion within eight kilometres of his surface objective. The sensors flashed warning that his pod would make impact in just a few seconds.

Strike terribly.

If a human had been within a three kilometre radius of where the drop pod landed, its eardrums would have imploded due to hearing a sound several hundred decibels higher than its weak body could cope with. A few seconds after impact, the drop pod clicked and depressurized, splitting directly in half to admit Crush//Dominion to the Mercurial atmosphere.

Strike…efficiently.

The warform’s weaponry systems powered up, and as he started the war machine running towards his first objective, Crush//Dominion wondered idly what the blood and bone reaction would be to silicon and steel…

---

For a complete history of the conflict between humanity and the Cybrids, look here: http://www.starsiegeuniverse.com

To find out the final fate of Prometheus: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6348034613395515653

Trivia: Prometheus and Epimetheus were brothers in greek mythology. Prometheus--forethought--was the cleverer of the two and was considered the friend of humankind. Epimetheus--afterthought--was the foolish brother. Incidentally, he was also the one who gave Pandora the mischievious box.

One final thing: the syntax in Cybrid speech is actually much more omplex, but for the sake of the audience I simplified it somewhat.
who's darkie? Cool story, i'm interested to see how it evolves... sounds like the main character has a bit of a story there...

Teresa

Friday, February 24, 2006

ALL HAIL FOR I (Darkie) SHALL SPEAK!!!

The Idea sounds good, I can draw out pictures for you, my art gallery is @ http://comsumeddarkness.deviantart.com/ enjoy.

oh emily, if you need ideas contact m oh yes and one other thing HAHA! I GOT YOUR EMAIL AND YOU DON'T HAVE MY REAL ONE!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

thus the sugah crazed darkie ends...

whats the next genre/idea/somthing/boredom/ we're suppose to do for an assignment?

Sounds good...

That sounds like a cool idea with the pictures! I'll have to try and work on my sci-fi story... My idea for it isn't very good though (may have to come up with something new). Anyway your stories are cool... I think your idea about the Watchers is really interesting.

Emily
The Awakened: a Short story from Darkie

257 A.E (After Earth, 29 years before Farside)
Transporter ship 28, drifting in behind Colony ship "Home Coming"

He first woke up to a glazed glass door infront of his face, he could barely move. His body felt like a newborns, just squirming before resting, the door opened with a hiss. He leaned out and vomited into the grated floor, the tempeture rose in this room, he leaned out and moved to swing his foot out. Yet as he learned before his body would not respond properly and fell onto the floor , the metal floor rushed up to meet him.

so this is what became of the once great vigilante Raganok Archer, he was weak as a newborn, his green "fur" was damp and matted, he muttered complaining as he crawled across the floor cutting himself and covering his front with scratches, he moved again and winced with a gasp before letting out a pained scream. One of the female nurses rushed in and giggled through her worried face at what had happened to this male. After freeing him she picked him up "wow, your light. How long have you been up?" she asked but then relised he was already asleep again

"sir? you might want to know our 'Cargo' has woken up, you might want to bring extra clothes and one other thing he injured his 'thing' on the floor" the captain chuckled and replied "well I'll be down in a second, yes before you ask again I'll get someone to Finnish the floor in the Cyro Chamber" the captain who's name was Kerian Tirun, he was one of the few that piloted the ships that attacked the Darksidian's Mother ship while other smaller stolen Colony ships could escape from the Darksidians. He missed the planet earth, but all that remained of it were corpse and rocks floating in space.

"so you woke up" the captain spoke as he moved to his desk, he took out a set of keys and flipped through them and finally found the right set of keys. He opened the drawer "well Rags, It's been a while" he took out the file and the box of belongings and placed it on the desk "wow, you were a legend weren't you?" his eyes scanned the file until he hit the smaller file with the big red "confidential, Eyes only" "Oh shit." were his words, he gazed at the file which read:

"Name: Raganok Milean Archer,
Date of birth: 08/12/3203 Status:Accidental Project, abilities unknown. Has special Ops, CTU and U.N.I.T training. Wanted for: Murders of 2 U.W.W governors and 19 Crime lords, Stolen Firearms, Stolen Tech. Association with "Priest" Ishamaki, a vigilante. T.O.D: 31/12/3237, Cause of death: 6 bullet wounds to the chest, broken spine cause by a 8 storey fall and slight head trauma. T.O.C: 01/01/3208.

the captain frowned and rummaged through the belongings and pulled out a rather large handgun, a jacket filled with holes, a scarf with what appeared to be flames on the end, the scarf was ripped so much it was a wonder it was in one piece. He pulled out a red shirt and a pair of worn jeans. He sighed and folded the clothes "so now we're carrying Convicts on this ship" he reached into the box again and pulled it out with a gasp, along the palm of his hand was a large red gash which bleed dangerously, he looked into the box seeing a curved dagger which almost looked like a sun with it's rounded and serratted shape, he grabbed some paper towel and wrapped it around the wound knowing it wasn't fatal. He was almost out the door when he remebered the belonings. Quickly he put the stuff back into the box, all except the file and rushed out the door.

Raganok woke with a gasp and looked up to see a blushing nurse who called to another nurse this one a male, he raised a eye brow and sat up before relising he was naked as nudist, it was his turn to blush with embarrassment. "oh-kay..." He spoke slowly and looked over at the nurses who tended at cleaning up. "So, where am I?" he looked through the window "I'm assuming I'm not on earth any more" the male nurse opened his mouth "well..." He was itnterrupted by another male figure "let me explain, after you get dressed that is" the Man spoke handing him his box of belongings "intresting tattoo by the way" the man pointed at his chest where a flaming bird rose up from his waist to his neck. before raganok could reply the man left.

He slid off the table and stood again his body didn't respond and the floor rushed up to see him. He landed with a thud. The Female nurse rushed over and picked him up again surprised at how light he felt, she then blushed and put him down on the table he uttered his thanks and slid the jeans on. "so.. Who was that?" he asked the female nurse who busied herself with mopping up the blood that surrounded the table "oh that? that was Captain Kerian, he woke up from Cyro about fifty years ago and has been piloting the ship ever since. His office is on the third level, oh and Jake's bringing you a wheel chair." Raganok nodded in response taking in the info.

He turned away and took out the handgun and loaded it with a 5 round clip, he took the knife out and frowned looking down at it before puting it on the necklace he wore. Jake arrived on cue with a metal wheeled divice and slid raganok into the chair. Raganok attached the holster to his belt and slid the handgun into it, it took him a while to figure out how to move the chair, he almost reached the doorway before the female nurse interdouced herself as Maria "What happened to your face Mister?" she asked, he looked down at his lap and spoke glad he wasn't facing the nurse "an Accident" he spoke putting his hand up and touching the scars and symbols around his mouth and cheeks and then he left.

TOO BE CONTUIED

The Watchers

There was a great light in the sky, and Maker spoke to Malé, and it made the Watchers. From each of the elements a part, from each of the Makers a word. And we knew ourselves, and we rejoiced. We gloried in our newfound knowledge, and thanked Makers most high. But we grew old, and tired of our form, and task, so Ancestor went to Makers and asked that we might see beyond. When Ancestor returned, he was sad, and told us that we might have our wish. Again we rejoiced, and thanked the Makers most high. There was a great light in the sky, descending to the earth. But it was not a light. It was a darkness, and strange animals came from the darkness, and they spread over the face of the planet. But they were not animals, because we Watched, and Saw. We Saw that they learned, we Saw that they had speech, and we Saw that they did not know of us. Again we sent Ancestor to the Makers, to ask for help. For we also Saw that they would destroy us. When Ancestor returned, he was sad, and told us that we must remain hidden. He told us that we were the Watchers, and we would know when to show ourselves.

It seemed a strange planet, though not so unlike Earth if you thought about it. It had plants that looked like trees, and waterways like rivers, and a ground covering that resembled grass. Sylvia thought that it was the curve of the horizon that made this planet seem strange. It was smaller than Earth, so everything looked small and curved to her. It was hard to believe that this was actually a new planet, her new home. Even the air had a different quality. It was thicker somehow, closer to liquid than the air she was used to. And it was incredibly beautiful.

The call went out for a gathering of the colonists, and tasks were delegated. They set up their bubble-houses, and unloaded the necessary items from the shuttle. Everyone was still somewhat sleepy, having just been woken from suspended animation. Those who had been running the spaceship as it reached the planet were unbearably perky, and they naturally took the lead. Sylvia worked as if in a dream, her mind only partly on her job. She was constantly observing, storing new experiences in her mind. There were many plants that looked familiar, so close to Earth plants Sylvia was sure they would be edible. Others were strange, and at first she could not make sense of what she was seeing. In a way, it wasn’t all that different than her first trip to the Amazon rainforest.

It was morning where they had landed, and so there was much of the day in which to begin exploration. Almost everyone had an aptitude for some sort of science, so all were useful in gathering and beginning to catalogue the plants, purifying the water, mapping the area, finding what would make the best fuel.

There was so much to do those first months. It was all more physical than any of them had experienced on Earth, and they soon became lithe and strong, good at climbing trees and deft at swiftly navigating the terrain. But for all that, no one ventured more than a few kilometers from the settlement.

Sylvia was rooming with girls that she began to think of as her family -- one girl was in her early twenties, another was Sylvia’s age, and the third was about seventeen. They slept together, ate together, worked side by side. Sylvia’s parents had stayed behind on Earth, so she felt lost at first, alone in this struggling colony. But her unit, as she first thought of them, welcomed her, and she began to call them her family.

Sylvia wandered along, her basket beginning to feel heavy, but there was still room in it, and she took pride in always returning with a full backpack. After each plant that she picked, she thought to turn back, but one more would catch her eye, and she would promise herself that this was the last one, really. The rhythm had enveloped her, like it always did, and her body went about its business without interference from her mind. It was almost like being asleep. Sylvia hadn’t realized how long she’d been gone until she felt a wetness in her shoe. How could her foot be wet? The ground was dry; there’d been no wet-fall for days. She had stepped in the edge of a swamp. She gasped and looked around herself, and realized that the landscape was subtly different from the familiar gathering grounds that she usually traveled. She started to jog back immediately, her overflowing backpack dropping a trail of leaves and roots. A faint feeling of panic stirred in her chest, but she repressed it and focused on running back as fast as she could. If she wasn’t inside the settlement before the second cycle of the star, they would start looking for her. They couldn’t afford the time lost by searching for one of the colony members.

As she ran, Sylvia searched for signs of familiar landscape. They took too long to appear. Then she spied the edge of known territory. She felt a wave of tension release from her body. She slowed to rest for a moment, and as she did so, she saw a flicker in her periphery. When she turned her head to look, she saw nothing. She decided to try the same thing, run for a moment and stop suddenly. There it was again! But it was impossible to get any kind of good look at whatever was source of movement. It would have to be investigated later. The second cycle of the star was almost complete.

The odd thing was, when Sylvia came skidding into the settlement just as the second cycle was completing itself, she saw no signs of worry among her fellow colonists. They simply accepted her presence and absence as they always did. Sylvia brought her backpack to the sorting station, and was annoyed to notice that she had lost a good quantity of leaves in her hurry to return. But the sorter made no comment. In such a small community, you know enough about everyone else without asking questions. Sylvia was sure there would be a rumor circulating by the cycle after next.

Sylvia had the next three cycles off work duty, and she spent the first one sleeping and chatting with her family. When she had returned to her bubble, Nusa was lounging in her hammock, apparently daydreaming.

“Hey.” Sylvia flopped into her hammock, “Where’re the others? I thought they had off.”

Nusa wrinkled her face. “Kieron signed up for extra duty again – I think she’s weaving or something – and Avro’s off flirting. I think she’s really taking this ‘marry early, have lots of kids, perpetuate the colony’ thing seriously”.

“Well, don’t you?”

“Not as seriously as Avro takes it.”

“Oh, come on, Avro’s always been like that. The mandate’s just an excuse to her.”

A sigh, a rustle, and suddenly Nusa’s face appeared directly in front of Sylvia’s. “Okay, what is it?”

“What’s what?”

“You’ve got something on your mind. Spill.”

Sylvia was relieved that Nusa understood. She explained the odd events of the day. Nusa passed them off as the hallucinations of a tired brain and prescribed a cycle of sleep, advice that Sylvia took to heart.

But after one cycle of sleep, Sylvia’s mind was up and at it again. What had caused that movement? The scientific part of her mind agreed with Nusa, but when you lived on a new planet, you had to learn to trust gut instincts. She pulled on gathering clothes, and took her pack along as if she was doing extra duty. But usually people on extra duty don’t go beyond the edges of common territory. Her feet fell into their usual rhythm, and she speculated. The only animals they had come across were small ones, similar to squirrels and the smaller Earth birds. But this couldn’t have been anything of the kind, because of its behaviour. But Sylvia had reached unfamiliar ground again.

She retraced her steps of the previous gathering cycle, and she noticed the same phenomenon. She noticed the same continuing motion for a moment after she stopped. After establishing that, she tried the sit-and-wait idea. Then she tried to move in the direction of the movement, but there was never anything there. Finally, after Earth-hours of trying to get a good look at the thing, she called out, “Okay, I give up! Whoever you are, whatever you are, if you want me to know about you, show yourself!”

Sylvia was never more surprised than when a fuzzy creature, looking like a stuffed bear made by someone with a twisted mind, came ambling towards her on all fours. It was about her height, with fur that looked soft, but armed with formidable claws and teeth, and it kept flicking an incredibly long tongue in and out of its mouth. Sylvia gasped. Her instinct told her to run away, but she forced herself to be calm. She remembered Earth rules about encounters with bears, and promptly forgot them. She stood still, frozen in position, and watched as the thing calmly moved toward her. When it was about two feet from her, it raised itself on its hind legs, and extended one ‘arm’ towards her. She stared at it. It stretched the hand out further, and made a sound that reminded her of “hello”. Slowly it dawned on her that this creature was trying to greet her, in her own way. But how could it know?

She gingerly held the furry ‘hand’, and said, “Hello.” It made a pleased noise, and dropped back onto all fours. Sylvia was relieved. It was much taller than her when it stood up. It began to speak to her, and though the sounds were very twisted, she managed to understand it.

“I am a Watcher. You are a human. We should not know eachother for many years.”

“Why not?”

It made a loud, frustrated and half-angry, noise. “It is not good!”

“Okay, alright, alright…”

“Humans will not live long eating those plants. I am sent to show you.”

Sylvia was still confused. “But if we’re not supposed to know about you, why are you helping us?”

“We are Watchers! Keepers!”

The creature began to move forward. Sylvia hurried to follow it.

“You – watch us? You watch everything?”

“Yes. No. We Watch. We Keep. Keep the good, Watch the good.” Talking seemed an effort for it. It did not look like its mouth was formed for human speech. “IT makes us Keepers of Malé.”

Sylvia thought she understood. “You’re the sentient species of Malé! Like humans on Earth!” It looked at her, and she knew she was right. There was intelligence in her eyes. In fact, she suspected that they might be more advanced than humans.

It spoke to her some more, and she learned that its name was Hronhara. She tried to learn more, but it would tell her nothing but the bare necessities. So Sylvia learned

nothing of the culture that knew everything about hers. All Hronhara would say was that if humans were like his people, then they too should be Watchers. If they could not Watch, then they should not have the knowledge.

Sylvia tried to explain that her people weren’t quite the same, but Hronhara just shook his head, looking worried. Sylvia was impressed – they had even picked up human expressions!

During all this, Hronhara had been showing Sylvia what she needed to know to help her colony. Apparently, the effects of the plants take a long time to establish themselves, but in a few months there would begin to be signs of harm. Also, the way they had been gathering their food would eventually decimate the environment, and Sylvia learned some techniques of how to stop this. The very laws of physics and biology were different on Malé, and normally environmentally friendly practices could do great harm. Hronhara made it abundantly clear that she was not to try to contact any of the Hron, though they would be permitted to observe.

Hronhara may have seemed menacing and strange at first, but Sylvia soon became accustomed to the physical differences. She found herself treating Hronhara like a well-known friend, and felt strangely sad when the time came for her to return to the colony.

Hronhara raised himself on his hind legs again, and touched his open palm to Sylvia’s – the Hron way of saying goodbye. It promised with its eyes that Sylvia would be able to talk to it again. Sylvia watched it lope away, then turned and ran back herself, with the new plants in her pack.

Life was going on as usual in the colony, sorting, cooking, cleaning, building, researching people everywhere. Nusa was the only one who noticed Sylvia’s return. She looked up from her work: she was pounding strips of reed to make papyrus-like paper. She said nothing, but the question was in her eyes. Sylvia likewise was silent, but shook her pack and glanced toward their bubble.

A short time later, Nusa and Sylvia were lying in their prospective hammocks, thinking about the implications of what Sylvia had learned. It wouldn’t be easy to tell about the discovery and be heard, and listened to. Nusa latched onto the idea of Watching with her customary zeal, and was determined to be the first. Sylvia wasn’t sure Nusa would have the patience or the quiet, but when Nusa was determined to do something, it got done.

This is the story of how we became the Watchers, and also the Watched. We See, and are Seen. Nusa and Sylvia were the first of their Watchers, but they were not the last. There came many after them, as there came many after Hronhara. Their descendents and ours now have no need of Watching, but we continue the practice so that we do not lose our understanding of the other. We are the Watchers, but also the Watched.

This is Teresa's Sci-fi story. Anyone who finished their sci-fi story please write a random story, about anything you want. I had an idea that we could post three pictures on the blog each month or so, a person, a place, and a thing, and we'd write a story that included all of them. Comments on that?

Identity: unknown

Hey guys, great turnout on the blog. Who posted the last one? maybe we should sign our name, so we know. Thea, thanks for responding to that nasty comment. TTYL

Teresa

Run program C:/Windows/Temporay/voraciouscursing.exe

As you can probably guess by the title, I'm not in a good mood right now. Probably because I'm sick right now.

My story will be up sometime later today. The only problem I seem to be having is that a) when I copy and paste it, it messes with the formatting, and entire words seem to be missing. Ah well...it'll get fixed eventually...

Thursday, February 23, 2006

He said, She said - Emily

He said "But I don't want to go to the goblin's tea party!"

The others stared at him in shock.

He bent down and touched his toes.

She said An orange would be nice as well.

She got into panspace and was promptly assaluted by two skillets and a saucepan.

He and Sean sat there a minute, he looked up "What do you mean next time we're @ a mall? Why not now numb nut?"

He said "I don't want to go to their tea party though!"

But he wasn't there anymore.

So he bought a dog and the dog ate the Lola-jane eating Tonto. ((Not sure if I read that right... so uh if it's wrong someone can edit it.))

She said And get me a new coat.

She dodged flying geese matrix-style and found a (*something*) exit.

"Hm, I'm bored Sean, I'm going (*something I can't read again*)"

The End of the World -- Conar

it was march 17 2026, it took place on the third of the five stations orbiting earth, and it starts with 42-year kenneth marlhaus. kenneth was about five feet seven inches tall, slightly pudgy around the waistline and had brown eyes and brown hair that would never stay the way he wanted it to. kenneths job was essentially to monitor the solar system for anything unusual, and on march 17 2026 ha was having a fairly ordinary day, in fact a very ordinary day. for the twelve years that kenneth had worked on the station nothing really changed. until now that is. kenneth was sitting in his chair in the middle of the control room finishing off a coned beef sandwich. suddenly one of the ships officers beckoned him over "hey boss! over here!" kenneth looked up at the officer then stuffed stuffed the rest of his sandwich in his mouth and walked over. "wafsha pobblm?" he mumbled through his sandwich "what's that boss?" asked the puzzled officer "i said" said kenneth "what's the problem?" "well not exactly a problem but something out of the ordinary" said the officer. this particular officer was manning a computer that was connected to the infrared scanner on the outside of the station and looking at the screen kenneth could see what the officer was talking about. passing close to the planet jupiter was a small asteroid-sized sized object but what was most curious was not the size of the object but the speed that it was going at. the object was going nearly at the speed of light! "you see what i mean now sir?" said the officer. "y-yes" said kenneth more than a little shocked. "wait" said the officer "it seems to be slowing down". and as kenneth looked he saw that the officer was right. as the object came closer it gradually slowed down and pulled to a full stop not thirty meters from the station! kenneth very slowly went to the window and looked out at the object. it was a oblong silvery object floating in space with no apparent means of staying there. then inside the station there was bright flash of blue light and a person appeared. although maybe person was the wrong word because the figure in the room was most definitely not human. it was about five feet tall and had no facial features but had four arms and no legs instead it seemed to end in a point hovered about three inches off the ground, and it appeared to made of liquid silver. all not very human-ish qualities. it nodded to nobody in particular and began to speak: "i have been sent to tell you some rather unfortunate news" the creature not have a tinny or robotic voice it was high and very smooth and it made you think of wind chimes "we have come to destroy the earth". kenneth sat in stunned silence for a moment "b-but why?" he said still stunned "because" said the creature "you have almost destroyed your world if we allow it to continue you will contaminate the rest of your solar system and eventually the universe." kenneth still looked stunned "let me put it this way" said the creature "what do you when a tree in a grove becomes sick or contaminated?" kenneth shook his head "you cut it down!" the alien nodded again "we thought you should know". there was another flash of blue light and the alien vanished "goodbye" came the aliens voice. the intercom had been on. the whole station had heard. kenneth did not say anything. there was not much to say. "at least" thought kenneth "the universe will be a better place when we are gone".

By Conar, Posted by Teresa

Houston, we've reached incomprehensibility

loe for gag shit

hoeke the nam gag shit

hoete the wam gag shie

noote the wam gag shie

hoote he wam gag i hie

hootie the worm gags nice

hootie the worm sags huh

hootie the wam says huh

hootie the wam says huh

hootie the worm says huh

Teresa

He Said, She Said (Or Did) as read by Teresa

He stood up, yelling, "Quiet!"
He closed the door behind him.
She said "I need a new dress!"
She found that panspace held a great variety of frying pans.
"Well, when you go to the mall, check the body language. The confidence, the pride".
He said "Stop being silly, they're not goblins."
He watched that person furtively, trying not to be noticed.
He tried so hard to keep his Tonto away from Lola-Jane, but it didn't work, and now Lola-Jane is cat food.
She said "I'm outta here."
She stumbled about, but fell into a hole jointly to avoid by the sauce pans and the skillets.
"Just check this body language, like all these writer peeps. so into their 'artistic expression'". Totally" replies Sean to he.
He said, "Fine!".

Caveat: please edit any incorrect words, as some were illegible

group effort, posted by teresa

More Evolution...

Hey, I finally figured out how to edit! Yay!

lelephants will the nam

kelephants will the nam

kelephants nill the noon

kelephants nill the nosh

kelepham will take the nosh

the elephant will rule the world

ehe elephants will iuk txe norld

pink elephants will rule the world

pink elephants will rule the world

pink elephant will rule the world

pink elephant will rule the world

pink elephants will rule the world

As read by Teresa

The Evolution of a Sentence

I dunno, guys, somehow I got stuck with a ton of stuff...

Listed Least intelligible to most intelligible...

de rphon ease

theotphon ease

teotphon ease

testone peas

testene pas

testcore pas

testasen pas

testacen pas

testacen par

testacem par

trast bren paont

trust green paint

As read by Teresa

He Said, She Said, We Said, and some Other Junk - Colin

In my rush to get out, I think I may have grabbed some completely random sheets of other people's paper...oh well. First, off the he said/she said thing...

He walked in the door.

She said: "My bowl is too small!"

She discovered that it came from panspace.

"Whatever," said sean. "How do you mean?"

He said, "No! they're goblins, I'm sure!"

Everyone started talking but one person watched him expectantly.

His blue cat's name was Tonto and his pink canary's name was Lola-Jane.

She said, "For Great Justice!"

She blacked out and came to some time later.

"Don't go there, sean, man if you ever get this [illegible] down, I'll...I'll...I dunno...something."

He said, "We could just say I'm sick!"

Maybe he had a sort of 'aura of power' that allowed any wish to be fulfilled...

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Alright, next comes this. It goes in order from least comprehensible to more comprehensible.

Zerg fand fish

Zerg tand fish

Xerg fand fish

Zereg fanf fish

Xereg fand fish

Xerek fand fish

Xerek fard fisg

Yereq fard fish

Yerog ford fish

Yerog fard dish

Yellow forld dish

Yellow gold tish

Yellow gold fish

Yellow gold fish

Yellow gold fish.

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I'll post my story sometime later. In the meantime, Colin go sleep...*thud*

Twisted words

k sorry guys but i lost my He said she said sheet maby one of you ended up with it?

any way here is the twisted words i read. bottom to top the last sentance being the first one writen k?


soum my rot o cable she tine

rolub my o cable she tine

rolulb my not octable she tims


rolush my not o cachable uhoe times

rolush my not peacable shoe times

rolush we not my peacable shoe times

ro luch we no my peac enble shaythinks

no luck ue not my peacable ohay think

mr. lock de not my peacable a bay thinks

mor lock aie not reachable go - bay thanks

work books are not good but they teach you thibgs

cookbooks are not cool but they teach you things

Thank you

thea

He Said She Said, Joseph's version

She said, My spoon is too big!

She wondered idly where the flying pan came from.

"Scoff" said, rather expressed to Sean. yeah you can totaly tell who's "Homeschoold" and who's not.

He said "No they're not, they're just our nice old neighbors"

He sat back down.

He owned a red cadillac and a blue cat.

She said "I detest your snootiness."

She came out and was promptly knocked out by a pot.

"Oh, I almost saw thought, but when I'm mildly amused I say egh." "Right Sean, Right."

He sighed.

Maybe it was just wish fulfillment.

He had no Lola-Jane eating Tonto was bad, cause he was Chinese.

(Disclaimer: All written words were translated by me, if they are incorrect, please edit them."

Dictation

“Stop copying other people!” as he gets smothered by the 2nd person…

This is getting too confusing, because we’re talking about it too much!

Girls, get a guy character.

When I’m mildly amused, I write ‘eh”.

How do you spell ‘eh? Well, if you are disgusted at what it is, there is definitely a G.

How do you read this?

Sound it out, A-b-c………..

My need is to write, my write is to neat!

What! I didn’t put ‘Zig’ any-wheres!

Seriously…….

"He said she said" read by: Sophia

"Neil said to Sean: " why is it that @ writing clubs, no one can write?

He said: "But you have to!

He had never spoken up like that before.

He was an Olympic gymnast.

She said: This restaurant is the suck!

She struggled to get out of pan space, but the gateway had closed, and already the stove-pans were after her...

Numb-nuts! Who you callin-
'Ey! cut in He, sorry man, no goin' there.


he said You have to though!

It seemed like he had vanished into thin air


So in the end there was no Lola-Jane.

She said: with a refund!!

She decided to lay of mushrooms

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